why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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