He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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