Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick