I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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