Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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