we should wear snuggies to the strip club
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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