White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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