mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
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