She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
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