I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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