Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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