these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
How does one acquire holy water?
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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