why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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