I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
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I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
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How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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