Your tits are I can't wait for
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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