threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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