i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
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I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
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sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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