Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
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I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
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So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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