how can u be prego again
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
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