is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
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just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
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It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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