Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
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im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
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i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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