it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
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Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
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FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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