): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
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Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I will pee on everything he values.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
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According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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