I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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