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did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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