Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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