just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Slut skills are useful in every country.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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