i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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