Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
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I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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