No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
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alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
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There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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