im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
Randomize
