singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
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He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
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Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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