Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
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Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
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Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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