He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
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She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
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No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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