hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
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imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
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I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
The ass gains better be worth it
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