What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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