I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
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I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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