Do you still have your period?
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
