Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
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It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
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also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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