So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
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I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
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He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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