the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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