hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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