hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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