My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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