Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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