Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
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can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
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I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize