I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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