it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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