On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
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My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
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I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
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