'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
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I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
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Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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