This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
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i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
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I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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