The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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