He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
