Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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