I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
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you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
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As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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