He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
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I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I need water and some morals
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Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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